guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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