absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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