I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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