Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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