Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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