operation harelip BJ is a go
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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