So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Who did Billy Mays play for?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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