Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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