Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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