look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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