he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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