Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You are the jesus of drinking
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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