I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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