Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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