For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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