yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize