I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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