did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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