hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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