Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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