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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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