Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just had sex on a roof
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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