i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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