That's intense
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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