fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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