South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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