none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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