This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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