I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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