she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Randomize
