He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
third nipple confirmed
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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