I'm eating all of the evidence.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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