Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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