So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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