Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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