You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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