Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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