So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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