Well douche your snatch and let's go!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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