I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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