he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We're too hungover to prance.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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