New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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