I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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