I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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