That's intense
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Randomize
