Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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