we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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