You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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