2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
