Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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