Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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