This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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